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"It wasn't me! It was the za-za-zu! It makes me crazy!"

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WHEN YOU LIKE SOMEONE BUT THERE IS LITERALLY NO CHANCE THEY WILL LIKE YOU BACK

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When Aisha Tyler was selected to be the presenter for the 2012 Ubisoft E3 press conference, she received an unprecedented flood of hate from trolls who complained about the fact that she knew nothing about gaming. Too bad haters didn't do their homework first, because as it turns out Aisha Tyler knows more about gaming that all of us put together. Her Facebook response was awesome and predictably went viral. In case you missed it, here's her masterpiece. Haters, take note.

Dear Gamers

I play.

I've played since I was a little kid.

Since I begged my dad to buy me a Nintendo LCD Donkey Kong, Jr.

Since I blew through three weeks' allowance playing Defender at the laundromat.

Since you were a twinge in the left side of your daddy's underoos.

I've been a gamer since I made friends with a girl in the 5th grade just to get at her Atari.

Since I missed the bus playing Galaga after school.

Since I missed the start of Return of the Jedi playing Tempest in the theater lobby.

You think you know. You don't know.

I've been a gamer since before you could read.

Since I aced midterms after staying up all night playing Evil Tetris.

Since I became dorm champ at Leisure Suit Larry.

Since I double-wielded on Time Crisis 3 at Fuddrucker's.

I was a voice in not one, but two major video game titles.

I hosted the Reach Beta tutorial.

I was a Gears of War superfan panelist at ComicCon.

I hosted the Ubisoft presser at E3 2012.

I didn't do any of it for the money.

For most I got paid next to nothing, and for some, less than that.

I did it because I love video games.

Because I've dreamt since I was a kid of being in one of the games I love.

How many games have you done voices for?

How many cons have you repped at?

Your buddy's Unreal Tournament garage deathmatch doesn't count.

I go to E3 each year because I love video games.

Because new titles still get me high.

Because I still love getting swag.

Love wearing my gamer pride on my sleeve.

People ask me what console I play.

Motherfucker, ALL of them.

I get invited to E3 because real gamers know I'm a gamer.

I don't do it for the money.

I have plenty of money.

I don't do it for the fame.

Fuck fame.

I do it because I love video games.

I don't give out my gamertag because I don't want a mess of noob jackholes lining up

to assassinate me on XBL.

I don't give a shit what you think about my gamerscore.

I don't play to prove a point.

I don't play to be the best.

I play because I love it.

I play.

I've been playing my whole life.

I'm not ashamed of it.

I don't apologize for it.

It's who I am.

To the core.

I'm a gamer.

So to all the haters out there who claim I don't play;

To the GAF dicks,

Gamespot trolls,

To every illiterate racist douchebag on Youtube:

Flame away. Go nuts.

Post every jackass comment your heart desires.

I'll still be playing when your mom's kicked you out of her basement

and you have to sell your old-ass console

and get a real job.

For now, I say to you respectfully,

and I mean this from the bottom of my heart,

GFYS.

And not a single fucking game dev came to her aid when this happened

NOT A SINGLE FUCKING ONE

But when Felicia Day's lily white ass got insulted, PEOPLE GOT FIRED. People lost their minds and bent over backwards to kiss her ass.

Aisha only had Black women to back her up.

PWNED!

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i know im noy even lying either like it’s because a solider was killed here while just walking home by some muslim guys and now people are burning mosques and stuff it’s all very sickening.

there are parades against black / Muslim people happening all over the UK tomorrow and one is...

there are parades against black / Muslim people happening all over the UK tomorrow and one is happening in my city

Obtaining Sunrise: Part 2

We continue my journey for the thing.

So anyone following the story will know a few days ago I started my journey for Sunrise. Well today I have some updates!

I manged to get my Gift Of Metal, as well as that I managed to get my Gift of Ascalon, and i’ve started getting a little T6 mats, icy Runestones, Karma and SP too!

I’m going to wait until I have a shit ton more of this, possibly two stacks of drops and around 40 jugs, before I use it all and get obsidian shards.

So this is what it looks like now:

Precursor:

Dawn

Gift Of Sunrise:

100 Icy Runestone - 1 Aquired

Super Sigil Of Strength

~~Gift Of Metal~~

~~250 Orichalcum Ingots~~
~~250 Mithril Ingots~~
~~250 Darksteel Ingots~~
~~250 Platinum Ingots~~

Gift Of Light

250 Orichalcum Ingots - 1 Aquired
~~250 Cured Hardened Leather Squares~~
100 Charged Lodestones

~~1 Gift Of Ascalon:~~

~~500 Ascalonian Tears~~

Gift Of Fortune:

77 Mystic Clover

250 Globs Of Ectoplasm

Gift Of Magic

250 Vials Of Powerful Blood
250 Powerful Venom Sacs
250 Elaborate Totems
250 Piles of Crystalline Dust

Gift Of Might

250 Vicious Fangs
250 Armored Scales
250 Vicious Claws
250 Ancient Bones

Gift Of Mastery

1 Bloodstone Shard (200 SP) - 50 SP (sighs)
250 Obsidian Shards
1 Gift Of Exploration - 85% Complete
1 Gift Of Battle (500 BoH) - 100 Aquired

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Guys, one of my friends on Facebook was so excited that Taco Bell was bringing back the Beefy Crunch Burrito that she posted a message on their Facebook wall and asked them if they had a poster that she could get and hang up in her room. And Taco Bell legit sent her a giant-ass poster. I am laughing so hard right now.

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What if Cady in Mean Girls went to an all black school? WELL FANTASY JUST BECAME REALITY.

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